I don’t normally post my Twitter material here, but I liked this, and didn’t want it to disappear into the ether once TweetDelete does its monthly cleanout…
There was an old man called Jeremy
Who liked to fraternize with the enemy
When asked ‘Are you a traitor?’
He said ‘Sooner or later
Your paper’ll be occupied militarily’.
Feel free to try your own limericks out in the comments. Or just punch keys at random. Either way is fine with me.