A little Friday afternoon fun:
The Brexit Memorial Home (with apologies to Roger Waters)
Take all your overgrown infants away somewhere
And build them a home, a little place of their own
The Brexit Memorial Home for Incurable Remainers and Lords
They can appear to themselves every day
On closed circuit TV
To make sure they’re still real
It’s the only connection they feel
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Adonis and Osborne
Prof. Grayling and friend, Mrs. Soubry and Morgan
Mr. Blair and party, the ghost of Ted Heath, the memories of Jean Monnet
And now, adding colour, a group of anonymous EU horse meat fonctionnaires
Did they expect us to treat them with any respect?
They can polish their columns and go mad on TV
Amuse themselves as they rant on the Beeb
Ra-cist, gam-mon, overturn the vote
Safe in the permanent gaze of a cold glass eye
With their favourite tweets
They’ll be full of deceit
In the Brexit Memorial Home for European destroyers of democracy
Is everyone in?
Are you having a nice time?
Now the final solution can be applied