The ‘Fuck Off and Die’ list

The title explains it all, really. Who should be on it? The following is hardly definitive, but it’s a start. Add who you want in the comments.



In no particular order

Corbyn’s Labour (obvious, yes, but we can hardly leave them out)

May’s Conservatives

Hillary, Bernie, and the US Democrats

Anna Soubry

Jamie Oliver

The Guardian

Gina Miller

Owen Jones

Sadiq Khan

Olly Robbins

Jeremy Heywood

Graham Linehan (you can just see him as a Cardinal if he’d been born fifty years earlier)

Richard Murphy

Every British Muslim (not including those who’ve given up Islam)

Seamus Milne

Andrew Murray

Soapy Joe Maugham

Ian Dunt

Laurie Penny

Jon Snow

Rufus Hound

Omid Djalili

Nicola Sturgeon

Public Health England and the tobacco controllers

A. C. Grayling

Andrew Adonis

Paul Merton

Ken Clarke

Cathy Newman

Stewart Lee

Polly Toynbee

Radhika Sanghani

Ian McEwan

Billy Bragg

George Soros

Susan Sarandon

Terry Eagleton

Marcus Brigstocke

Al Gore

Sarah Silverman

Malcom Turnbull

Ken Loach

Everyone on Twitter

John Legend

Robert Webb

All those Australian frightbats that Tim Blair goes on about

Jeanette Garofalo

Kathy Griffin (not so much because of her politics, because who pays any attention to what she says, more for her annoying voice)

Bette Midler

Tim Robbins

Rosie O’Donnell

Samuel L. Jackson

Jimmie Kimmel

Sean Penn

Alec Baldwin

Oprah Winfrey

Harvey Weinstein

Arianna Huffington


Justin Trudeau

Justin Welby

George Galloway

Slavoj Zizek

Lily Allen

Charlotte Church

George Monbiot

Hugh Fearnley-Fuckstick (how embarrassing for someone much more posh and educated than Jamie Oliver to be the poor man’s Jamie Oliver)

Jacques Derrida (yes, he’s still alive)

Russell Brand

Al Franken

Shia Le Beouf

Michael Moore

The Sheen family

Ed Balls

Caroline Lucas

Kevin Maguire

Caitlin Moran

Yasmin Alibhai-Brown

Zoe Williams

Will Straw

Bob Crow

Lord Mandelson

David Aaronovitch

Jon Lansman

Shami Charkrabarti

J. K. Rowling

Jenny Formby

Kath Viner

Mhairi Black

John Bercow

Stephen Kinnock

Aaron Bastani

Chelsea Handler

Lena Dunham

Gary Lineker


Added: (thanks to Andy in Japan):

Nick Clegg

Matthew Parris

Nick Cohen



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4 thoughts on “The ‘Fuck Off and Die’ list

  1. Chuka Umunna. Tony Blair. Alistair Campbell. Vince Cable. Jeremy Hunt. Liz Kendall. Michael Gove, simply because he’s Michael Gove. Yvette Cooper. Anna Orville the duck voice Eagle. Every Blairite who still lives. Note, I do not advocate murder. Involuntary suicide would do nicely.

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