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Cabinet clearout

Disappointing rumour from the Telegraph:

As many as one third of Theresa May’s top team could be replaced by a new cadre of rising star politicians being lined up to sit in a Boris Johnson Cabinet.

A third is the number that should be kicked out of the party, not just out of cabinet.

The whole cabinet should be sacked en masse.

Bring back the likes of John Redwood, I say. I’d take him any day over posturing ninnies like Rory Stewart. (I should remind you once again that his real name is Rod Stewart.)

Seriously, name me a single one these useless traitors who should stay:

 


 

Minister for the Cabinet Office
David Lidington CBE MP

Chancellor of the Exchequer
Philip Hammond MP

Secretary of State for the Home Department
Sajid Javid MP

Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs
Jeremy Hunt MP

Secretary of State for Exiting the European Union
Stephen Barclay MP

Secretary of State for Defence
Minister for Women and Equalities
Penny Mordaunt MP

Secretary of State for Justice
Lord Chancellor
David Gauke MP

Secretary of State for Health and Social Care
Matthew Hancock MP

Secretary of State for Education
Damian Hinds MP

Secretary of State for International Trade
President of the Board of Trade
Liam Fox MP

Secretary of State for Business, Energy and Industrial Strategy
Greg Clark MP

Secretary of State for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs
Michael Gove MP

Secretary of State for Transport
Chris Grayling MP

Secretary of State for Housing, Communities and Local Government
James Brokenshire MP

Secretary of State for International Development
Rory Stewart MP

Secretary of State for Digital, Culture, Media and Sport
Jeremy Wright QC MP

Secretary of State for Work and Pensions
Amber Rudd MP

Leader of the House of Lords
Lord Privy Seal
Natalie Evans, Baroness Evans of Bowes Park PC

Secretary of State for Scotland
David Mundell MP

Secretary of State for Wales
Alun Cairns MP

Secretary of State for Northern Ireland
Karen Bradley MP

Minister without Portfolio (Cabinet Office)
Party Chair
Brandon Lewis MP

Also attending cabinet meetings:

Chief Secretary to the Treasury
Elizabeth Truss MP

Leader of the House of Commons
Lord President of the Council
Mel Stride MP

Chief Whip
Parliamentary Secretary to the Treasury
Julian Smith MP

Attorney General
Geoffrey Cox QC MP

Minister of State for Energy and Clean Growth
Claire Perry MP

Minister of State for Immigration
Caroline Nokes MP

Minister of State for Universities, Science, Research and Innovation
Interim Minister of State for Energy and Clean Growth

 

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2 thoughts on “Cabinet clearout

  1. Definitely Truss

    Maybe Mordaunt and Cox.

    For the rest, the sack.

    For Hammond, May, Gauke, Rudd and Stewart the Tower

  2. Not sure about Jeremy Hunt, he is one of the few ministers to have shown any signs of mastering his brief in the last 20 years or so

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