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The Biscuit Factory Vol. I: Days of Wine and Cheese serialisation. Part 41

Hector Drummond Posted on Wednesday 3rd October 2018 by Hector DrummondWednesday 3rd October 2018

2000-01 Semester 2 Week 7 Wednesday (cont.)   Ren asks for some more questions. Not surprisingly, no-one is very keen to ask one. The only person putting his hand up is Alan Pettigrew. Alan is a former civil servant, now … Continue reading →

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The Biscuit Factory Vol. I: Days of Wine and Cheese serialisation. Part 40

Hector Drummond Posted on Friday 28th September 2018 by Hector DrummondFriday 28th September 2018

2000-01 Semester 2 Week 7 Wednesday (cont.)   Twenty minutes later Tyson, face down on the floor, starts singing. ‘Hello carpet my old friend,’ he croons to tune of The Sound of Silence. He looks up. ‘You two still here? … Continue reading →

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The Biscuit Factory Vol. I: Days of Wine and Cheese serialisation. Part 39

Hector Drummond Posted on Monday 24th September 2018 by Hector DrummondMonday 24th September 2018

2000-01 Semester 2 Week 7 Wednesday   Ren shoots Compton a look to say sorry, I owe you one. Compton looks back, amused. He seems to be saying, don’t worry, this is worth it for the story. They’re at the … Continue reading →

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The Biscuit Factory Vol. I: Days of Wine and Cheese serialisation. Part 38

Hector Drummond Posted on Monday 17th September 2018 by Hector DrummondSunday 16th September 2018

2000-01 Semester 2 Week 5 Thursday   ‘Take them all over,’ says Derek. ‘All of them?’ says Simon. ‘The state?’ says Bob. ‘Yes.’ ‘All the public schools?’ says Simon. ‘No more private schools,’ says Derek. Ren, who has just finished … Continue reading →

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The Biscuit Factory Vol. I: Days of Wine and Cheese serialisation. Part 37

Hector Drummond Posted on Thursday 13th September 2018 by Hector DrummondThursday 13th September 2018

2000-01 Semester 2 Week 4 Wednesday   Ren’s in his office recovering after giving a lecture, which had gone well enough but will require some extra explaining next week, on top of the extra explaining he was already going to … Continue reading →

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The Biscuit Factory Vol. I: Days of Wine and Cheese serialisation. Part 36

Hector Drummond Posted on Monday 10th September 2018 by Hector DrummondMonday 10th September 2018

2000-01 Semester 2 Week 3 Tuesday   Ren knocks on Compton’s door. ‘Compton, what’s all this cuggermugger I hear about Verna winning a grant?’ ‘It’s true.’ ‘But how?’ ‘The postmodern sisterhood. They look after their own.’ ‘But even by their … Continue reading →

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The Biscuit Factory Vol. I: Days of Wine and Cheese serialisation. Part 35

Hector Drummond Posted on Friday 7th September 2018 by Hector DrummondFriday 7th September 2018

2000-01 Semester 1 Week 8 Monday   ‘Come in,’ says Ren. A sullen-looking student with curly black hair and a black hoodie shuffles into the room, and sits in front of Ren’s desk. ‘What can I do for you… Sebastian, … Continue reading →

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The Biscuit Factory Vol. I: Days of Wine and Cheese serialisation. Part 34

Hector Drummond Posted on Monday 3rd September 2018 by Hector DrummondMonday 3rd September 2018

2000-01 Semester 1 Week 7 Saturday (cont.)   ‘But why do the Universities themselves let the government push them around?’ asks Tanja. ‘The Universities sold their soul to the government,’ says Ren. ‘In return for letting government have some power … Continue reading →

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The Biscuit Factory Vol. I: Days of Wine and Cheese serialisation. Part 33

Hector Drummond Posted on Tuesday 28th August 2018 by Hector DrummondTuesday 28th August 2018

2000-01 Semester 1 Week 7 Saturday (cont.)   ‘So is this like the RAE that Miles was telling me about the other day?’ asks Tanja, who is fascinated now, despite herself. ‘Sort of,’ says Miles. ‘The RAE is another government … Continue reading →

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The Biscuit Factory Vol. I: Days of Wine and Cheese serialisation. Part 32

Hector Drummond Posted on Friday 24th August 2018 by Hector DrummondFriday 24th August 2018

2000-01 Semester 1 Week 7 Saturday (cont.)   Tanja’s raised voice has attracted the attention of Lily again, and Miles, who is starting to look uneasily at Tanja. While Tanja is busy berating Ren (who is trying to send a … Continue reading →

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The Biscuit Factory Vol. I: Days of Wine and Cheese serialisation. Part 31

Hector Drummond Posted on Monday 20th August 2018 by Hector DrummondSunday 19th August 2018

2000-01 Semester 1 Week 7 Saturday (cont.)   ‘Ren? Are you listening?’ says Tanja. Oh yes. Tanja’s question. Ignoring it hasn’t made it go away like he hoped it would. ‘Can you ever know yourself?’ says Ren to remind himself … Continue reading →

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The Biscuit Factory Vol. I: Days of Wine and Cheese serialisation. Part 30

Hector Drummond Posted on Friday 17th August 2018 by Hector DrummondFriday 17th August 2018

2000-01 Semester 1 Week 7 Saturday (cont.)   ‘Ren,’ says Tanja, who clearly wants to change the subject to something more deserving of her attention, ‘what do you think of the idea that you can never know yourself?’ Ren sighs. … Continue reading →

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The Biscuit Factory Vol. I: Days of Wine and Cheese serialisation. Part 29

Hector Drummond Posted on Tuesday 14th August 2018 by Hector DrummondTuesday 14th August 2018

2000-01 Semester 1 Week 7 Saturday   The Lorenzos, plus Miles’ new girlfriend Tanja, and Jay, a scientist friend of Douglas’s from some other science department which Ren didn’t quite catch, are at The Head of Steam, a railway-themed pub … Continue reading →

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The Biscuit Factory Vol. I: Days of Wine and Cheese serialisation. Part 28

Hector Drummond Posted on Friday 10th August 2018 by Hector DrummondFriday 10th August 2018

2000-01 Semester 1 Week 7 Tuesday   ‘It’s like you’re asking for trouble,’ says Lily. ‘Moi?’ says Ren. ‘I’m such a shy and retiring type. Why are you hanging back?’ ‘I’ll think I’ll let you go in first.’ ‘And you’ll … Continue reading →

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The Biscuit Factory Vol. I: Days of Wine and Cheese serialisation. Part 27

Hector Drummond Posted on Monday 6th August 2018 by Hector DrummondMonday 6th August 2018

2000-01 Semester 1 Week 6 Thursday   Ren drops by Compton’s office for a chat. ‘I was thinking about our discussion about Robot, and how he misleads us when he says his concern is the department,’ Ren says. ‘We agree … Continue reading →

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