Woman complains about a dating agency. The complaint is reasonable. The naivety, however, is astounding: I spent £2,795 with a dating agency called Attractive Partners, which after five months has not found me any decent men. I took the … Continue reading →
Rory Stewart is in my front room asking me questions in Arabic, and he won’t leave. Please send help. The children are terrified of him. Update: One thing I’ve discovered from our little chat is that Rory’s full name is … Continue reading →
I have finally discovered what the White Walkers were trying to say! Here’s the message: “PASS THERESA’S WITHDRAWAL AGREEMENT OR YOU SHALL ALL DIE”. [P.S. This is my created graphic, it’s not just something stolen off the internet.] … Continue reading →
So. Game of Thrones. I don’t watch it, except the occasional bit when I can’t avoid it (my wife is a fan). Latest episode: dragon burns city. So I watched this short clip in a story about the Simpsons predicting … Continue reading →
In an amazing new scientific finding, it has been discovered that Conservative MPs perceive time slower than everyone else. … Continue reading →
Well, what a day. So much has happened. In the morning – this was yesterday morning now – I went to a Spiritual Well-Being seminar and the guru there said to live each day as if it was your last. I … Continue reading →
There’s a man whose brain disease makes him think it’s Christmas every day. Because he doesn’t like Christmas, this is horrible for him: His wife of 30 years Sarah, 63, said: “People say: ‘Oh how nice!’ when I tell them … Continue reading →
Taking inspiration from I’m Sorry I Haven’t a Clue, here’s the first in a series of posts about new definitions for old words or phrases. Sparked debate: the meaning of this phrase has changed. When it’s used in relation to … Continue reading →
Graham Lineham causes consternation on the right, not just because he’s reputedly the ‘worst person on Twitter’, but also because he writes comedies that everyone, even evil right-wingers, love, like Father Ted, and Black Books (which I was always lukewarm … Continue reading →
For Ms Topsy-Turvy every day is opposite day. The British public voted to regain their sovereignty from the EU, but silly old Theresa Topsy Turvy is trying to do the opposite, taking even more of our sovereignty away and giving … Continue reading →
From the Telegraph: Shed of the Year, a competition that has been running annually since 2007, attracted 2,971 entries this year, and from these the organisers selected 24 entrants, across eight categories, for the public vote. The categories were eco … Continue reading →
Private Eye editor Ian Hislop pens a rare article of defence of offensive jokes in The Telegraph, but if this is the best that can be said in favour free speech in comedy, then we’re in trouble. There is a … Continue reading →
If it turns out that Justin Trudeau doesn’t wear false eyebrows then there is no God. But in the full video of his press conference with Macron it does look like he just has weird eyebrows with a lot of … Continue reading →
A little Friday afternoon fun: The Brexit Memorial Home (with apologies to Roger Waters) Take all your overgrown infants away somewhere And build them a home, a little place of their own The Brexit Memorial Home for Incurable Remainers and Lords … Continue reading →
The title explains it all, really. Who should be on it? The following is hardly definitive, but it’s a start. Add who you want in the comments. THE FUCK OFF AND DIE LIST In no particular order Corbyn’s Labour … Continue reading →
