I travelled to London on Tuesday to visit Comedy Unleashed (at the Backyard Comedy Club in Bethnal Green), as my new mate Toby Young was performing. (This is going to be a name-dropping review, can’t really avoid that, so let’s … Continue reading →
Seems pretty topical these days (click to enlarge):
BBC’s Pidgen English newspage is not supposed to be the sort of thing you laugh at, but it’s hard not to: After female sex robot ‘Harmony’ enter market last year, male sex robot deh laboratory and e go fit enter … Continue reading →
A recommended bit of fun for Christmas/New Year from my new friend Dan Cure: https://danielcure.blogspot.com/2020/01/a-woke-christmas-carol.html
Things would change, they’re right: Mainly the mortality statistics.
Here’s some much-needed wisdom from the manual for my new fridge: Problem: Bottles or receptacles are touching each other Solution: Move the bottles or receptacles slightly away from each other. Perhaps one of the manual writers always wanted to write … Continue reading →
It turns out Justin Trudeau has often done something that would result in career suicide if done by a conservative: Two more instances of Justin Trudeau in racist makeup have surfaced hours after Time Magazine reported that he wore brown … Continue reading →
How We Can Be A Better Cricket Team, by Trevor Bayliss: Exclusively revealed: Trevor Bayliss shares his blueprint for English cricket to make the Test team more successful One of his ideas is: Banning touring players from playing county cricket … Continue reading →
A fitting end to a wretched Prime Ministership. The music fits perfectly.
You remember the Australian guy who ate a raw slug while drunk and it eventually killed him? Now there’s a guy – also an Australian, you may not be surprised to hear – who’s eaten a raw gecko, and that … Continue reading →
This is actually a good idea: German soldiers used broomsticks painted black instead of guns during a joint Nato exercise last year due to severe equipment shortages, it has emerged. The incident took place during exercises for Nato’s rapid … Continue reading →
I am serious — Steve Bell, the long-time Guardian cartoonist is a national treasure. He should be knighted one day, and buried in Westminster Abbey. For over twenty years the Guardian has chosen to publish his political cartoons. This has … Continue reading →
Woman complains about a dating agency. The complaint is reasonable. The naivety, however, is astounding: I spent £2,795 with a dating agency called Attractive Partners, which after five months has not found me any decent men. I took the … Continue reading →
Rory Stewart is in my front room asking me questions in Arabic, and he won’t leave. Please send help. The children are terrified of him. Update: One thing I’ve discovered from our little chat is that Rory’s full name is … Continue reading →
I have finally discovered what the White Walkers were trying to say! Here’s the message: “PASS THERESA’S WITHDRAWAL AGREEMENT OR YOU SHALL ALL DIE”. [P.S. This is my created graphic, it’s not just something stolen off the internet.]