If it turns out that Justin Trudeau doesn’t wear false eyebrows then there is no God. But in the full video of his press conference with Macron it does look like he just has weird eyebrows with a lot of … Continue reading →
A little Friday afternoon fun: The Brexit Memorial Home (with apologies to Roger Waters) Take all your overgrown infants away somewhere And build them a home, a little place of their own The Brexit Memorial Home for Incurable Remainers and Lords … Continue reading →
The title explains it all, really. Who should be on it? The following is hardly definitive, but it’s a start. Add who you want in the comments. THE FUCK OFF AND DIE LIST In no particular order Corbyn’s Labour … Continue reading →
I draw your attention to a most amusing post entitled “Why Do Feminists Always Draw Themselves Thinner?” The only thing I’d add is that not only do they draw themselves thinner and prettier than they really are, but also younger, … Continue reading →
A group called the RNLI Was recently eaten alive Through cupboards they roamed And tickboxes combed Until nothing of value survived. … Continue reading →
Another Theresa May government minister starts preparing the way for more government intervention in the private sphere: Highly-addictive video games risk having a “damaging” impact on children’s lives, the Culture Secretary has warned after parents raised concerns about a hugely … Continue reading →
The other day I saw this on the Twitter page of Sean Thomas (one of my favourite online writers): Am on a train listening to strangers, families, couples – all chatting, making friends, swapping stories, laughing. This is how humans … Continue reading →
One of the bizarre things about taking kids to eat out in the UK is that most places you go to insist on serving kids’ drinks in the tallest, thinnest glasses you can possible imagine. In other words, the glasses … Continue reading →
One of my more off-the-beaten-path comedy loves is a writer mostly forgotten now, but pretty big in his day: Michael Green, and his ‘The Art of Coarse’ series of books: The Art of Coarse Acting, Coarse Drinking, Rugby (still the … Continue reading →
The tweet police they live inside of my head The tweet police they come to me in my bed The tweet police they’re coming to arrest me, oh no You know that talk is cheap and those rumors ain’t nice … Continue reading →
Grown-up kids staying still living at home, or coming back to live at home, is a big discussion point these days, such as in this article in today’s Telegraph (I can’t see the whole of it, but I don’t think … Continue reading →
It’s only 291 days until Christmas, so order the walking, talking — well, talking — Barry Hussy Obama action doll now: Honor our history-making 44th President and the leader of the free world with this commemorative President Obama doll that … Continue reading →
Idea for a new game show that I’ve just sent to ITV: ‘I’m a Guardianista, Get Me Out Of Here!’ Guardian and BBC journalists are taken to the Australian outback. (They will be taken against their will, because in the … Continue reading →
Came across this press release from the Jamie Oliver Foundation last night. My sympathies to all the IEA: … Continue reading →
